the problem with rich people is that i am not one
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
Take one last look at your precious human moon, because it cannot help you now!
whenever someone asks me who my crush is i just kind of go silent because how am i supposed to explain this to them
"hello yes i’m in love with an alien lizard cat from outer space who has the voice of a god the flirting skills of a cactus and a knack for calibrating things"
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them